KagZter: Love on Top

HEY HEY!!!

Oh man, I don't have anything to say today!!! The title of this post doesn't even make sense (well it kind of does, if you're smart, you will get it). So I guess you'll just have to read on about pretty much everything that's going on in my life right now. There's a lot of shit on my mind. Ten to be exact.

One: Girls are so competitive, sometimes I wish I were a guy, just to chill. OY! Let's all just breathe for a bit, concentrate on ourselves and life will be better.

Two: Guys need to grow some fucking balls. Sérieux! It bothers me. Acting all chill, but really your just full of shit. So please, start being authentic. Thank you.

Three: I froze my nose, and it hurts.

Four: I love skiing so much. Thank you crossfit, I know now that I'll be able to ski for the rest of my life. Thank you!!!

Five: PATTY DEADLIFTED 305 POUNDS!!!!! Congrats little Patty Cakes. I Love you so much, I'm so proud of you! You impress me day by day.

Six: I went to Ottawa and worked out at Rideau Crossfit. It was awesome, thanks Mark for the great WOD and amazing cues for my olympic lifting!

Seven: I freeking LOVE Beyonce!!!! Holy Balls this girl is HOT. Who walks like that? Awesome people do, like Beyonce, that's who. She is so damm sexy. My oh my. She just had a kid, she is pretty darn hot. I can't get over it. I've been watching the midtime show over and over again. I want to have that sexy swaggerness. Or just be her.

Eight: I came up with a new recipe, made with eggplant! You will love it. (My brother did) and even called me Cook KagZter! Woah. I feel so blessed.

Nine: Who has ever smiled to a complete sexy stranger before ? I have never done that. And I'm on a mission. So Sexy hot stranger, walk by me please, so I can smile nicely to you. Who knows.... Oh my GOD, I am such a freak, I'm sorry.

Ten: I made a video this past week. It is hilarious. But it's even more hilarious because the voice does not match my lips talking. Oh dear! So you can try and read my lips and figure out what I'm saying before I say it. Awesome game. I did have to cut out a good 9 minutes of the video, or else you probably would have passed out by the boringness of it. The complete video is available on the sideline of the one that I'm showing you on youtube, if you want to go count my reps, be my guest, click here. It's a video of me working out at home. It is probably the slowest and most boring video you will see all week, maybe it's because it's about BURPEES!!!! THEY SUCK SALTY BALLZ!!!! MAYBE. Just so you know, a little heads up, you can probably see my crack every single time I do a burpee, not cool. I apologize. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this beautiful home made video. If you like it, let me know and I'll post more!!!! Next time, I'll try and not show you my crack, that's just disturbing.

Eleven: I know I said 10 things were on my mind, but I just thought of this. Here are some pictures of my good looking friends and I at our graduation supper! Do you agree that this is sexy? I think it is. I even put makeup on my neck and shoulders to cover the bruises from power cleans. Now THAT is working it!