10 things I hate about Crossfit

Well hello there!

Here is a list of the top 10 things I absolutely hate about crossfit. But these are 10 things I probably wouldn't change for the world.

       10. All the shoes lying everywhere. Have you noticed? There's always a million shoes in every crossfit gym you go. It bothers me... Just bring them home already.

         9. Kids running around. Like if I drop my barbell on one of these kids foot, I will not forgive myself, ever. Please keep them away from the gym or tie them down to a chair or something.

         8. What is it with crossfit gyms and dogs? Sérieux. Barking dogs, pipi on the floor, poop on the floor: not cool. Oh and I don't even want to think about a barbell falling on one of those little furry things. I would probably die. Marly, I love you, but not when you pee on the floor where I put my face on when I'm doing burpees. Thanks

Marly, little cutie

         7. What is it with the amount of hair on the floor? Like I don't get it. What the hell? Are you ladies pulling your hair out as your woding or something? There is sooooooo many hair balls... It's not even gross anymore, it's just weird man.

         6. What is it with stealing people's skipping ropes? I mean, you're not going to get better at double unders with someone else's rope, if you can't bring it back to the gym. What's the point?

         5. Why is it, that a guy can yell and be all like "I'm fucking strong I just PR'd" and like pound on his chest, but when a chick PR's, and she gets all happy and she might yell a little she is frowned upon? mmm? Boys ?

        4. People taking their shirts off in the middle of the WOD. I think it's so disturbing, either don't take it off, or take it off before the WOD. I mean, can you imagine being behind a super hot guy (or girl) and mid WOD decides to take his shirt off. I mean, that's just unfair. How do you expect me to keep my pace. Sérieux?

Imagine having Mikko take his shirt off and this dog running around, TOO much to handle. 

        3. Not listening when the coach is explaining. Oh man, I would throw a PVC at all of the people who don't listen. I don't know you might just learn something. Or the people who aren't taking the class but are speaking louder.... Oh mannnnnnnnn, dude I'm trying to know what the WOD is, so I don't kill myself during the WOD. Please.

       2. Ok, I get the whole protein shake thing, but when you drop half of your powder on the water fountain, would you mind picking it up? I really don't want to sniff your stuff up my nose as I'm taking a sip of water. And I'm not even going to talk about the smell. eww

       1. I know what it is to sweat, I do, but when you're done your workout, do you mind walking it off before you sit somewhere where people actually sit and talk and eat sometimes? I know you're tired, but like it's just disgusting. And no, I do not want a sweaty hug.

No Justin, I don't want your hug!

I think that this was the hardest top 10 list I ever had to write. Not that I write a lot of top 10 lists but it was hard.

What is your top 10 most hated things about crossfit?

Alrighty, smell ya later alligator.

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