Bacon and Hamstrings

Well this is a cool story, truth. If you're a tidy bit smart, you would probably guess that this post is about bacon and well hamstrings!!

Let's start with the hamstrings. Such a sexy muscle. Seriously! When I see ladies hitting the gym in their shorts, and I see their hamstrings... Woah! But the best hamstrings are the ones you see in the tights though, that means your hamstrings are sick ! Like legit, the shit!

Have I ever told you I love muscle?! No ! wow my bad. I love muscle, I love every muscle that can be built on a human being. Fact. Now, why am I talking nuts about hamstrings.... Well, I am so damm jealous of the ladies that have hamstrings, I find it soo damm sexy, to have nice strong legs, not only quads. A full round leg.

Now with all my competitive skiing years, well my body sort of forgot to build hamstrings on my legs. Funny thing eh? But I'm not the only one, most of my fellow skier chic girlfriends have no hamtrings... except for the really talented ones, that eventualy had trainers who told them it would be smart working out their hamstrings...

Anywho, my point being, I have no hamstrings. And that my friends, pisses me off. And this idea of having no hamstrings, came from this trainer at the gym that has THE perfect leg (she is a fitness model). She told me my quads were really starting to define themselves, but that I had no hamstrings... I was so happy about my quads, but really pissed about my no-hamstrings.  So, I decided, I was going to work on my hamstrings, just train them like all the time. And guess what,  they started to show... a little bit, if I flex them, in a weird way and only on certain days.

See where I'm going with this? not really? Wellllll, If you work hard, it will come to you one day. And trust me, your goal will not happen tomorow morning, after a good 8hours sleep. Tried that already: total fail. So keep up the good work ladies! Your hamstrings are a couple of workouts away!

Now BACON!!!!!! Yes bacon, like the real bacon you eat.... menoum coucou!!!!! I love bacon! It's just so damm delicious. Really delicious.

See, in my family, bacon is like a sacred food, we would only eat it on the morning of christmas. I swear, we would eat it only once a year!!!! Isn't that crazy ? And soo stupid.

Ever since I started the paleo thing, you all call it, I started eating bacon, almost EVERYDAY!!!! Isn't that amazing? I know there's a bunch of you that are jealous of this breakfast situation of mine! It honestly makes my day better! First off, the smell of bacon in my house is almost as good as a dozen roses... wait I take that back it's way better then the smell of a dozen roses. Then, it's just the perfect mix with my eggs in the AM ! And it fills me up for a long while!

So, get down with bacon! It's the way to go.... really.

If you don't, too bad! Your loss! I'll just keep eating it and feeling good about myself.

On that note, you should be eating bacon, working on your sexy hamstrings and feeling good about all of that! I know I am.

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KagZter